Saturday, December 26, 2009

EMC a.k.a Tak-Mungkin-Dapat-Cukup-Tidur Camp.

Day 1

Since Mama went to send Nana to the bus stop, I had to walk to Fyra's house [ because her dad was going to send us to SMKA JB ]. It was quite hot, but thank God my bags weren't that heavy. Roro came not so long after; kissed her mom and grabbed her bags. Sangat chumel la roro nih, siap cium salam babai segala. Woot woot. Haha.
Fyra's mom treated me to some tea and then we loaded our bags into her car. Hasif was waiting there too. He came early. Ad rupa makciknya kn korg? Haha.

When we got to SMKA JB [ thanks to fyra's dad's GPS - suara sexayyyy woo haha ], we registered and paid the fees. Fatyn was already there. We ended up being in the same dorm. Dorm apa ya? RA la babe! Rabiatul Adawiyah. On the way nak pegi bilik tuh, we walked past this other room. Namanya Asma'. Peh kecoh gila an. Nama nak sama. Pastuh semua budak MR panggil panggil nama aku. Gelemer tuh. And the five of us berebut nak katil tingkat bawah. Mesti tepengaruh dengan cite cite hantu nih, yang pasal katil gegar gegar tuh. Haha. Seram la.
Kena sarungkan cadar dulu. Peh bepeluh weh. Haha apa je. The we went round right round right round.

Then we prayed Zuhur and had lunch. After that taklimat yang lmbt gila tuh.

Then, we started our Seminar. It turned out to be fun. Little did I know that he had a tendency to repeat the SAME jokes EVERYTIME an EMC was held. Boohoo.

When night came crawling, we headed back to the dorms to sleep. Punya la ramai nak charge fon la, gosok baju la. Fyra suggested me to iron my clothes on that little almari near the door. Senang.

Roro and I didn't sleep that night. I only winked out for 30 minutes.


DAY 2

Yeahh yeahh, I know. Due to ketidakcukupan tidur, I had eyebags. Huduh gila =_____=
And then during the seminars that WHOLE day, I kept on falling asleep. Macam apa je kn.
Sikit sikit telentok sana, telentok sini. Tkcaya? Pegi tanya fatin tuh. Oops, ROGAYAT LAAA HAHAHAHAHHA [ fatin jgn marah laaa bhaii :D nami jgn ngadu kat dia tau tau ]

And then, there's another thing that I detest besides not getting enough wink time. WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO BEREBUT NAK AMIK MAKANAN SEMUA TUH. Kat asrama biasa pn tk mcm tuh sgt kn. Tapi nih macam dh gila pnya situasi. Sampai traffic jam Dewan Makan tuh.

Ohh and did I mention? It's a DEWAN MAKAN, not KANTIN. Haha. Semua orang asik tesasul. Even myself.

That night, I managed to sleep for an hours or so. Haraf maaf kepada roro sekiranya i buat buat tekejut time i tidur tuh. Haha.

DISCOVERY! I actually talk in my sleep. Roro tekejut gila babeng en. Seram kn kn. But it's not one of those mumble mumble kind of talking, it's like a alive person talking. Macam tengah bebual gtu.


DAY 3


By this day, I was practically dying already! I could hardly stay awake during the seminars. But no worries, a lot of stuff went into mybrain. Suda tepu gtu. Hehe.

But thank God, the traffic in the toilets had already ' receded '. Banjir pn suda tk melanda toilet lagi. Lega lega.

That night was THE BEST! While fyra, zereen, roro and I were in the Bilik Basuh [ charging our almost-dead fons ], fatin and fatyn were gossiping.

About who, you ask?

SDBM LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! [ ingat lagi tk nami? ahaha ]

When we came back into the room, we sambungkan talian gossip tuh. Fatyn tegolek golek ketawa.

And there was this joke that fatin told us [ i don't recall whether it was on thursday or wednesday ], that made ALL OF US laugh like crazy. Fatyn and I tebongkok tegolek ketawa kat lantai. Fyra kept on saying ' bodoh ohh bodoh ' repeatedly. Zereen giggled along. Roro tepinga pinga, tapi time ketawa, macam apa je.

We were in the Bilik Basuh when we did the joke on roro. At first, we all pakat nak kenakan dia. I was like, " roro..nak tau smthing tk? ", dengan nada scary seram gtu.
She was already backing awayyy.

Asma' : Wehh fatin, gtau dia laa. Aku tkut tk jadi kalo aku buat.
Fatin : Tknk ah. Kau buat je.
Asma' : Haa. [ facing roro ] Dengar betul betul au. Kena sebut kuat kuat.
Roro : Okeh.
Asma' : Sebut au. M-A-C. D-O-N. A-L-D.
Roro : [ hangguk hangguk, mulut gerak gerak tapi stil no bunyi ]
Fatin : Kena sebut laa wehh!
Roro : MAC DON ALDDD *sedikit loghat jawa
*everyone laughs
Asma' : Okay dh. Haa cuba sebut, M-A-C. H-E-I-N.
Roro : MAC HEIN.
*semua golek ketawa cm gila.
Asma' & Fatin : Ptutnya Machein [ sounds like machine ] laaa. Bukan Mac-hein.

Okay I know some of you might not get this joke, tapi it really is funny.

Ohh and I got sick on Day2&3. Nasib baik tk chronic sangat.

DAY 4

Everybody bangun lambat. Aku bole tebangun pukul 5. Apa lagi, rasa macam nk ngamuk je. Luckily, hardly ANYONE was awake. Even the toilets were almost empty. Thank God. No floods again :)
All of us were too lazy to head downstairs, so we prayed in the dorm.
After that, we packed up all our clothes and stuff and went to the Surau. Simpan bag segala kat situh je. Then we had breakfast, Nasi Lemak.

And then we had our last seminar and had our last laughs. Agk pilu gtu time nk bepisah. Atleast dapat some new friends!
Fidah and Atiqa [ i think that's how you spell their names ]
And ad jugak student SMIH rupanya. Hehe.

Then we terus balik at 10.30am++.
And thankyou yet again to Fyra's dad for sending us back :D

2 comments:

imnhfzh, said...

dude i kno i kno! fatin told me she didnt know how to climb her katil. HAHA. wtf. HAHA

ours polaire said...

MEMANGGGGG CM SENGAL TAUU TK!